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Did you see the wait at the new Lego store?

People are lined up for blocks!

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1. Uh-oh

We were straightening up the house this morning. Judy asked, "Did you make up the bed"? I replied, "No, it's real".

2. First date.

A man was on his first date with a new lady. During their date a conversation started. The woman asks the man: “What do you do for work?” The man replies: “I am a Electrician, how about yourself” The woman replies: “ I am a Archeologist” The man stands up and begins to walk away. The woman yells: “Where are you going” The Man stops, turns around and says: “ I am sorry but this date is over!, there is no way I am going to be with a woman who likes to dig up the past”

3. A man was arrested for playing Scrabble while driving to work

His sentence was commuted

4. What did Spartacus do to the cannibal who ate his nagging wife?

Nothing, he's gladiator.

5. A man walks into a bar...

He proceeds to order 3 beers and drinks them rapidly. The bartender looks at him astounded. The man then walks away The bartender: 'why would you drink so much and leave.' The man turns and says. 'ones for me. Ones for my wife. And ones for my dog... He gets to sleep in the doghouse.'

6. Happy Motorhead Day!

It's the Eighth of May The Eighth of May Don't forget the joker

7. New Pope is American?

I was really hoping for Papal Roan. You could find her at the Pink Pope-y Club.

8. I slept like a baby last night

I was crying all night and I shit myself twice

9. A dried grape gave me some really good advice the other day.

They were the voice of raisin.

10. [Dark] What's the best thing about dating a trans girl?

You don't have to meet her parents.

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